I’ve never owned any sort of male masturbator sleeve, but I’ve always been intrigued. I’ve seen the ubiquitous advertisements for the Fleshlight, but I’ve just never gotten around to buying one, and I imagined that they couldn’t work all that well. When Babeland offered to send me a Blossom Masturbator to review, I figured what the heck – now’s the time to try one!

When I first received the package, I was a little thrown off. The Blossom was smaller than I expected, only 5 or 6 inches long. The insertion hole was also quite small, smaller than my finger. I wasn’t quite sure how it was all going to work. I mean, I know how it was SUPPOSED to work, but it just didn’t seem like my tab would fit into that slot. I let the Blossom sit for a few days while I thought about it, then decided to go for it last night.

Wow.

The Blossom is way stretchier than I thought it was. It stretched to fit around my penis, and the snug fit meant that I was feeling the ribbed sleeve along my entire length. Since I was nervous about the fit I used plenty of lube, and it worked awesomely. My wife loved watching and helping too, which was an unexpected bonus: I’m already thinking of some fun games we can play! All in all, the reviews for the Blossom are right on the money – it’s great!

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What else can you say? They’re rhinestone handcuffs – sexy, enticing, naughty… Fun!

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The Fukuoku 9000 is a small vibrator that you slip over your finger. It’s easy to use and great for partner sex!

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So, I find the Sqweel to be a little odd. It’s just so silly looking! That being said, I have no idea how well it works – and that’s really what matters.

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What is the Clone a Willy? It’s a kit where you can create a dildo or vibrator of out any willing man’s penis. Yeah, that’s right. My first thought was that this would make a funny gag gift, but as I thought about it I realized that there are plenty of ways that this is a great idea. What if you travel a lot for business (or you’re taking a long trip without your wife or girlfriend? Leave her something to remember you by! Or if she is leaving on a vacation, give her something to use while she’s gone. It’s a fun gift!

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This cute g-string comes with matching choker, wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs! They are perfect for beginning bondage play, as the cuffs are soft and elastic, so you can slip hands and feet out easily – no panicking about lost keys!

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Learn the ins and outs of bondage with this fun Beginners Bondage Set from AdamandEve.com. It contains cuffs, a blindfold, and a feather for teasing your lucky victim!

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