And here’s one for the Trekkies!

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That goofy looking fish does a great job of massaging, if you know what I mean.

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Yes, there’s a book for that.

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Hot Guys and Baby Animals, the secret to every woman’s heart, right?

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Having sex as a parent isn’t easy – just ask my wife! Zing! Okay, seriously, it’s easy for an intimate relationship to get left behind when kids come into the picture, and the Mominatrix Guide to Sex for Naughty Moms is a much needed book to help give moms the courage to let loose a little bit! And there are a few juicy tips thrown in for good measure, too!

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You may not think that you need a kit for a proper striptease, but this kit comes with some pretty cool stuff, like a long, black feather boa, (made from ostrich feathers!), red star pasties, garter, a CD containing 5 classic stripper songs, and even some cash to pay for the “dance”.

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You each form half of a heart, perfectly.

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The Weekender fun kit from OhMiBod contains a Red Fascinator Throw, an OhMiBod vibrator, a Skinny Dip Candle, Sliquid Silk Lube, and Afterglow Toy Wipes. Everything you need for an awesome weekend!

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One hump every week, one great f*cking year!

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What is the Devine Toy Carry-on? It’s simple a small satchel for your toys while you travel! Made with a water-resistant PVC lining, it’s padded for the safety of your unmentionables. Perfect for the globetrotter on your list!

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