Yes, this is exactly what it sounds like. You can use this kit to create a glow in the dark rubber replica of your willy!

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My suggestion is to use this fluorescent body paint for directions, tips, and reminders for your significant other. I can’t read my cheat sheet in the dark, and these paints might really come in handy.

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Is it a pillow, or is it something more? Well… what do you want it to be? When the boss and his wife come over for a fancy dinner, it’s a pillow. After they leave, it’s a wedge perfect for getting into and maintaining fun new lovemaking positions.

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100 Kiss Tickets for $5? I like that value!

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Sure, you could get your love a box a candy, but it wouldn’t be as fun as this Sweet Heart box!

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In this heart-shaped tin you get 100 secret romance cards, each with instructions on how to give your lover a sexy, fun, romantically good time!

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Wow. The Liberator Zeppelin is 7′ in diameter, 3′ high, and packed with “champagne” foam.

I don’t know what kind of parties you have at your place, but if you need one of these, please invite me.

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This self-supported sex swing features soft, padded stirrups, nylon straps, and a free chiropractic consultation after use.

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LifeStyles Smooth is both an excellent massage oil and a high quality lubricant, if things get a little sexy. And if things head in a different direction, it also has a light strawberry flavor (yes, pun intended).

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Lacey, stretchy and sexy, these playful ties include ankle ties, wrist ties, a matching choker and g-string. It sounds like all you’d need!

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